karkat-kirkland:

gutig:

gutig:

how much sperm can a gay man hold??

a butt load

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i can’t believe this, i thought what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you’re a “waiter” and you’re just “doing your job”

cokeflow:

call me old fashioned but 4 year olds should not own iPhones

snorlaxatives:

should i do my chemistry homework or should i kill myself